Just your average psychopathic, awkward teenager living in a world where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real

lemons... I REBLOG funny things but am also part of a few fandoms so bare with me ☻☻☻ ASK ME ANYTHING :)

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awwww-cute:

The store said they hadn’t been apart since they were born

100kplusnotes:

Following back everyone until I find a tumblr girlfriend ♡

sandvviches:

my dad just got a goat

hllucinate:

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

sloth-grunge:

when your mom says she’ll just be a minute

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killuangel:

this is like the most depressing error message i’ve ever gotten?????????? it’s okay, tumblr????????????????? i forgive you????????????????????????????





prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

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the shade in this photo set could cause an eclipse

surprisebitch:

haveyoueverseen-therain:

ribbon-queen:

if I turned around and a small army of cats was behind me do u kno how elated I would be

YOU ARE RULER OF THE KITTIES

RULER OF THE PUSSIES



Track: Your Love (Studio Acapella)
Artist: Nicki Minaj
Album: Pink Friday

smolderingtroyler:

heartyglobe:

nobody says it but we all know what this is about

This picture is weirdly genius





relahvant:

sassyabrahamlincoln:

just hit play

oh my days

suckmyvertical:

clothes should not be considered on sale if they’re still more than $20