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uNFOLLOWER?????

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND LEAVE

shouldnt:

do you ever feel left out even when you’re with people?

hannahpooper:

how the fuck does sexting even start like “haha ok that’s cool but let’s talk about my dick now”

patriciaboyd:

in 2008 i used to be in love w shia labeouf and i made a myspace pretending to be him and i had over 10,000 friends and i got over 1000 messages a day & ppl actually believed i was shia labeouf and i actually got verified as him for some reason so i was the official shia labeouf myspace but i was in fact a 12 yr old canadian kid 

woahtherepeasant:

woahtherepeasant:

finding really good relatable gif material but you can’t make gifs

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WHEN YOU FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS AND LEARN HOW TO MAKE GIFS

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rlmjob:

realizing that tumblr has started to shape your opinions on different matters

pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars

What a cockmunch

Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off

but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

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hatos:

fronk-jaeger:

heard u talkin shit like i wouldnt find out

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communistbakery:

dicklover3000:

check out my blog

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Bonus Pat on the Back from Jared:

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