Well excuse me for having loftier ambitions than some pedestrian high school assignment

☻ ASK ME ANYTHING ☻

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greetings:

deep conversations with open minded people are one of my most favourite things ever

panic-at-the-blog:

little-paper-phans:

this is amazing

THESE ARE LITERALLY THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD

miraguey:

*straight boy voice* WHAT THE HECK IM NOT GAY IDK IF THAT GUY IS CUTE HAHA WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT?

thatnerdygamergirl:

elijahkrantz:

when guys are like “Hillary Clinton cant run for president her period will mess things up” first of all what a ridiculous statement second of all SHE IS 66 YEARS OLD DO YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE FEMALE ANATOMY YOU BUFOON

No they don’t. Where would they learn that? Not in school.

vegetarain:

when you were going to copy off ur friend but they didnt do the homework

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hedgyhedgehog:

jacquesattack:

You don’t fuck with the tray master

There’s something about the casual destructive power of immense, self-certain competence.

eatingisfab:

when i meet up with my friends i tell them im already on my way when im actually still choosing what clothes to wear 

birdywillow:

people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience

  • cashier: do you want the receipt?
  • me: yas bitch tell me everything

deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

4gifs:

Turtle dances while showering. [video]

queerpoc:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is
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that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything